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Monthly Archives: December 2006

I can’t stop watching this guy play the uke

I know a lot of folks have already seen this video, but I can’t stop watching it. Trying to pick up some techniques to transfer over to the guitar…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9mEKMz2Pvo
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Achieve Internet Studliness In Only Six Days

Thanks to Chris Holland for pointing this fact/anomaly/”major award” out to me today…
I started up this personal blog 8 days ago. Six days ago I posted a rant after someone made a wise crack about me using the default WordPress template for the site. Today my site is the #1 search result […]

Take This Woodgrain Console and Shove It

I gave my buddy the Atari Flashback 2 for Christmas. When I bought it I was tempted to keep it for myself. Who can resist all that 8-bit glory? Pitfall, Asteroids, Centipede and 37 other 1980s classics…man I wanted that system.
Fast forward to yesterday. I was shopping at Target with the needed $29.99 in my […]

Top 11 Mistake In Design Internet Page Creationism

In the spirit of the fictional Borat and with full knowledge that I may piss of more than a few fellow web professionals out there, I offer you my list of “Top 11 Mistake In Design Internet Page Creationism” (now with over 90% sarcasm):

See Jakob Nielson’s Top Ten Mistakes In Web Design (Updated 2006) #1
See […]

Overstock.com Offers Negative Savings on Select Items

In a mad dash to make as much money as possible before the holiday rush, Overstock.com is proud to offer you the opportunity to pay 6% ABOVE the list price on a SmartDisk CrossFire 160GB External Hard Drive. Okay, there’s no proof that this is a valid screen shot, but I saw it posted on […]

Provocation Begets Miscreation, a haiku

Giant bug ate me.
Inside his belly I thought
Maybe I’ll go poop.
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You Use The Default Template And Call Yourself A Web Professional?

Apparently some folks think that my blog design does not accurately reflect my level of internet studliness (I believe I invented that word just now since Firefox 2 spell check doesn’t recognize it and that tool is always 100% accurate. have to check urban dictionary when I’m done with this post). Anyhoo, someone just asked […]

Winter Cold Got You Down? Try Hybernation.

Mitsutaka Uchikoshi, a 35 year old Japanese man, went missing for 24 days in the cold and survived by going into a state of hibernation. Apparently, his body temperature was only 71 degrees Fahrenheit when rescuers found him.
The BBC article stated “Scientists have for years suggested that human hibernation is possible, and could be used […]

Happy Birthday Frank Zappa

Not only is today the winter solstice (21 December) but today also marks the date of birth of the illustrious wonderkind of musical effervescence - Frank Zappa. Coincidence? Entirely.
Let’s all take a moment to clap our hands in random order at unscheduled intervals to celebrate the wizardry that is,was, and always shall remain Zappa.
Don’t know […]

WalMart Values Guy-on-Guy Porn at $25

I first saw this story on Gizmodo.
Just in time for the holidays, Fox News in Chicago is reporting that a local family got an unwelcome surprise when their daughter opened her new ZUNE media player. The daughter opened the player, handed to her parents and they saw what they described to be “a homosexual orgy” […]

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