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What Steve Jobs Does In Alternate Dimensions

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Somehow, somewhere, there is an alternate version of Steve Jobs standing on a stage in front of a crowd of balding, middle-aged nerds calling Magic Sliders “A Revolution of the First Order” and having some friendly people call him during his presentation to help him out.
The nerds then clap, cheer, and wait six months to […]

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Apple iPhone - Do I Really Need Every Feature Known To Man On One Device?

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Steve Jobs is busy announcing the new Apple iPhone (or whatever Apple plans to call it) while I watch the event unfold blog-style on MacRumorsLive.com. The phone has an incredible list of features:

Video
Music
Photos
“Visual” Voicemail
WiFi & EDGE
Bluetooth
Email (autoswitch between imap & pop mail)
Crazy “Minority Report” style touch screen (not stylus but finger) interface with this weird […]

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Provocation Begets Miscreation, a haiku

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Giant bug ate me.
Inside his belly I thought
Maybe I’ll go poop.
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