Thought I’d post this before a blog spammer does it for me :)
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To take advantage of this limited-time offer call now. Operators are standing by. Except Mary. She missed her AA meeting and fell off the wagon. In her drunken stupor she then fell off her chair while talking to a customer. He’s still waiting on hold. We don’t have the heart to tell him Mary is dead. He grew quite fond of her during their short time on the phone together. Poor Mary. Poor guy on the phone. Poor us for the burden we now carry. Okay, we’re over it.
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